What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

He : I'm 24.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why am I single?

Me : No

Me : Sure.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why are white guys the top consumers of interracial porn? What's the rationale behind this phenomenon?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Do people really have sex with animals?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Me : Thank you.

He : Tea ?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?